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You hear the names “Mike Tyson” and “Steven Seagal” and it is easy to envision the two squaring off in a killer fight scene. The greatest boxer of his generation versus the man who brought aikido to Hollywood? That is a classic confrontation.
Or rather it surely would have been if Tyson and Seagal had made a movie together in, say, 1991. Sadly, it is 2018. If time is an illusion, it is a brutal, unfeeling one.
Tyson and Seagal square off in China Salesman, which was released in China last year and received a small release in the U.S. earlier this summer. I would have an easier time describing the properties of advanced nuclear physics than I would summarizing the film’s plot, so briefly: It involves a corporate battle over cell phone rights in Africa. (The title character is an engineer at the center of the whole kerfuffle.) That’s about all I got, to be honest; the story is shockingly difficult to follow.
Tyson and Seagal play side characters in that struggle. In an early scene, someone serves Tyson’s character — who insists he doesn’t drink — a glass of urine. Naturally, that leads to a brawl. At least the first part of it isn’t terrible, with Tyson showing off his punching power against a bunch of goons and at least one very large barrel:
This titanic struggle concludes with Tyson getting the upper hand — and by titanic I mean like the boat; the whole thing ends in tragic, awful disaster, with more very obvious doubling and some very strange line readings.
Tyson screams at Seagal “You serve me pee, you die!” And then, after another couple punches, “Mother f—er, you drink piss!” If Mike Tyson actually tried to serve Steven Seagal human urine, we’ll never know; the movie immediately cuts away to another spine-tingling scene of corporate intrigue. If you wish to know what happens next, you can watch the film on Netflix. I wish I could say the rest of the movie was better than this, but it is not.
tyson is the real fighter
In real life, Seagal wouldn´t last 5 seconds
Steven will be dead in real life
Seagal wouldn't have even landed that much that was out of mike tyson's generosity and when Mike knocked his ass out I bet you seagal soiled himself again.
Comment box full of american "mike tyson" fans speaking about things they dont know a shit.
Iron mike is the best
I....im just so confused
The Legend vs the fat
Movie is china salesman
Mike just playing with that bitch seagal, sagal whatever his bitch name is.
2:45 when you slap rabbit ears.
Tyson: you thor you wanna fight me phteven??
Director:Oh hey Steven you're going to be fighting Mike Tyson.
Seagal: Oh hell no . I only fight people that are physically weaker than me ,like John Legizamo, get a stunt double to fight him.
Is that guy with the singlet Steve Austin or no???
Tyson is about want to relax but everyone on the bar piss him so much and force him to drink. Just my opinion in this scene
Tyson without gloves. The last punch, if it's real you're gone seagal
Fake Tyson never win vs Steven in real life xD
Segal es una farza
"American kung fu "
Mike was the wrong guy to mess with I have no clue who could beat him he beat the legendary ip man he is immortal lol
The acting is priceless lol
Worst ever bullshit
Seagal let Tyson win .. this is a fake movie , Seagal is professional than Tyson
What did I just watch and why did I watch it?
I know this is a fact that everybody knows, but still worth remarking: that Mike Tyson can destroy that fat steven seagUll in with a single punch in real life
Come on guys ..its a movie...in reality one tyson blow will kill seagul....instead of casting tyson as bad guy, the makers should have made tyson as steven seagull buddy just llike jackie chan do in his movies.
Damn, someone actually beats Steven Segal
Todas las películas de Steven Seagal son una payasada. Siempre gana sin despeinarse. Ridículo.
Hats off to Steven Seagal for humbling himself taking that ass whooping
What is the name of the movie
What's Seagal's style again? Bullshido?
The bar always takes the fall.
Fake. Mike didn't bite Seagal's ear off.
I just can't see Segal beating him. With Tyson's speed and power, one punch and it is over. Whereas Segal would have to land multiple shots to win. Tyson would rock Segal or even Bruce Lee in a ring.
Mike tyson is reality fighting...he is good legend
Seagal e' riuscito a domare Tyson per tutta la durata del combattimento, non e' chiaro e come sia possibile che al termine, Steven Seagal si sia fatto sopraffare da Tyson al termine del confronto con tanta facilita', come e' possibile che Seagal ha perso l'incontro cosi' facilmente, quando poteva sconfiggerlo cosi' palesemente. Fuori il contesto cinematografico e' un maestro di Aikido di prim'ordine, ma nelle scene da set e' comunque un attore; sicuramente l' incoerenza dell'esito del combattimento faceva parte della sua parte.
The best line .. this is against my faith He represent Islam.. great man
i like how that one piece of the table hit mike on the head
That was a stuntman at the end, Tyson didn’t want to get hurt by Seagal.
Seagal would destroy Tyson both in their primes
Seagal looks like the fat guy in every fighting game.
Wow this is stupid. A bare-fisted punch from Tyson would break Steve's bones.
Mike tyson vs stunt double
Is this a comedy?
Mike Tyson with the *I do not offer your drink my friend*
Steve is a joke
First time I’ve ever seen Steven Segal legit lose a movie fight
Really he was bout to hit a female...but this clip was good to watch...steven is still bad ass
Imagine Mike Tyson as terminator.
2:29 his stance is hilarious
What videogame is this?
What is the title of this movie??? :)
These are two of my absolute favorites in their respective professions. But to be completely honest, I had to stop watching about three minutes in.. Just couldn't do it anymore.
mike abi aikidocu bozuntusu puşt'a nede güzel mada faka yaptı ama :-)))))
Solo en películas pueden vencer a Tyson.
I get it’s a movie but then comes a point where it becomes too stupid. This is one of those moments when it becomes way too unrealistic for what it’s depicting. Steven is a bum, a fake. Tyson would’ve murdered him.
Steven siegel my favourite
Wat shit acting man I will not put him I will stick to my fate wtf u talking
Legend says, Steven trained IP man. But Mike.. Mike gave a death knockout to Satan, Lucifer and Hades at once. And i quote Mike when he told all 3 of these entities, "I'll eat your children muthafucker"
Lesson learned: Do not mess with THE Mike Tyson himself.
Damn, Seagal looks bad
1:42 he knocked him clean tf out
Moral of the story dont offer Mike Tyson a drink.
Tyson would kill him in a nano second
His fat ass think he’s IP man
The movie steven had out back then.were good I can only imagine if more came out.prolly not though cus he is old.but it would be awesome to like watch a clip when someone big like that cant do the movie seen u kno
Seagal was looking for Richie and found Mike Tyson instead
Asshole Stevan Segal
Love Mike Tayson Forever ............
A realle Nike tyson
What is name movie
Movie name pls
Wat a shit movie mike earned 20 dollars for this shit n that other fat seagull - 20
The virgin drunkard vs the chad mormon
Always great two hero fights each other!!
This was the most realistic fighting scene ive ever seen until seagal Stepped in.
Movie ka naam kiya he
man are you joking? a man like Tyson can finish an aikido master in three seconds not more with all my respect to aikido.. for sure I respect aikido... but the truth is truth never someone can bend a truth we must bend ourselves to the truth or we we will live a big lie .
Steven Seagal’s fatass couldn’t do this shit irl
He should’ve bitten his ear xddddd
The scene should have ended with Tyson making Seagal have a drink of the amber nectar.
Mike Tyson smell like shit
Mike Tyson is Terminator ❤❤❤
Stiven Segal is Sniper and stronger
99% People saying Mike might have literally kill Steven...
1% know that it's Steven's duplicate who's getting those hard punches at the end... Because Steve already had ran away from the studio so his stuntman had to finish his job by getting hard punches from Mike Tyson.
Steven segal is a bitch ass
Guys, this is a movie!!!!!
Mike tyson is a legit pro boxer, who the hell is steven shitgal?!
Is this done with stunt doubles because you never see both their faces in a shot during the fight.
OMG MIKE TYSON THAT WAS AMAZING 0:56